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Humor Joke 幽默笑話

中國日報網英語點津為您精選語言地道的英語笑話，開心學英語。

媽媽的生日禮物

2009-05-14 10:09
My Dad bought my Mom a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it.

有新的郵件

2009-05-13 10:07
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

林肯過生日

2009-05-12 09:14
Teacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.

超速的理由

2009-05-11 09:55
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.

粗心的教授

2009-05-08 09:50
To show you more clearly what I mean, I have here a parcel with a dissected frog. I want you to examine it very carefully.

誰最懶

2009-05-07 10:07
Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

都是為了錢

2009-05-06 09:20
You should know that if it weren't for my money, this television set wouldn't be here. If it weren't for my money, that easy chair that you're sitting on wouldn't be here, either.

我都知道了

2009-05-05 09:10
Little Johnny was told that most adults hide at least one dark secret and this makes it very easy to blackmail them merely by saying, "I know the whole truth."

丑女

2009-05-04 09:13
Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party. Mary: Why was that?

老板

2009-04-30 09:16
The owner replied, "To be honest, I've never seen him do a thing, but the other two call him boss!"

能看多遠

2009-04-28 10:02
The old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defense lawyer asks Sam, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?"

咕咕鐘

2009-04-27 09:58
At about 3 a.m., a guy was drunk as a skunk. He came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times.

竊聽器

2009-04-24 15:03
A honeymoon couple is in the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The bride is concerned, and asks, "What if the place is still bugged?"

丈夫和妻子

2009-04-23 10:01
Wife: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.

為什么是我

2009-04-22 09:06
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed.

許愿

2009-04-21 09:16
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

交通事故

2009-04-20 09:09
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car.

看腿識人

2009-04-17 09:14
A few fraternity brothers needed to fill a science requirement in order to graduate, so they spent weeks studying for the final.

海鷗

2009-04-16 09:17
A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore.

CEO的演講

2009-04-15 09:35
The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention so he asked one of his employees, Jenkins, to write him a punch, 20-minute speech.

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