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親戚

2010-10-14 10:57
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?"

第二種意見

2010-10-13 09:56
The doctor to the patient: "You are very sick." The patient to the doctor: "Can I get a second opinion?"

你會懲罰我嗎

2010-10-12 10:06
Student: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?" Teacher: "Of course not." Student: "Good, because I haven't done my homework."

三家飯館

2010-10-11 11:15
On the third day, the smallest restaurant put up a small sign which said "The Best Restaurant on this Block."

是美還是丑

2010-10-09 09:11
A: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?

以I開頭的句子

2010-10-08 09:31
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with "I." Student: I is the...

他自己做的

2010-09-30 09:08
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.

沒人理我

2010-09-29 10:47
The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say."

兩個工人

2010-09-28 10:08
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see."

長壽健康的秘訣

2010-09-27 09:23
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.

夢的意義

2010-09-26 09:29
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

去學校的理由

2010-09-25 10:04
One morning a mother was trying to wake up her son. "Wake up now! It's time to go to school."

7乘6和6乘7

2010-09-21 10:49
Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"

不離不棄的秘訣

2010-09-20 10:03
A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and was blessed with 22 grandchildren.

十六個妻子

2010-09-19 13:28
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"

為什么反抗

2010-09-17 09:53
Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thugs said: "Why did you put up such a fight?"

可以調頭了

2010-09-16 09:08
On a narrow mountain road a man sees a police car driving uphill backwards.

無法配對

2010-09-15 11:16
A policeman comes to the office with one black shoe and one white shoe.

最快的途徑

2010-09-14 11:18
An American was going for a job interview in the Scottish countryside and on the way out he asked a local farmer for directions.

懷孕的修女

2010-09-13 09:19
A guy is walking up to the doctor's office when a nun comes running out screaming and crying.

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