第五名： Danny Glover as President 讓Danny Glover演美國總統(tǒng)
大家每次看到Danny Glover都希望是摩根·弗里曼來取代他。Glover忒一本正經(jīng)了，反倒整得臺詞有點小搞笑。他的那些個臺詞寫得真不咋地，應該找給奧巴馬寫演講稿的人來寫，不過人家可能要收好多……好多酬金。
Everytime Danny Glover is on screen one can’t help but wonder how bad everyone wanted Morgan Freeman instead. Glover is so damn serious andnoble as he delivers every line that it makes for some pure hilarity.The script he is given is so bad that we wonder if they couldn’t have just hired Obama’s speech writers as part of the $250 million dollars budget.
第四名：Gymnastic Dog 平衡木狗狗！
2012年奧運會可以添加狗狗進入到體操項目不？115分鐘的《2012》里頭，那只京巴沿襲了《獨立日》的傳統(tǒng)，把動物的頑強求生演繹得淋漓精致。
I know the Winter Olympics are coming up, but I hope they can reserve a spot on the 2012 Summer Olympic gymnastic squad for the acrobatic dog in the film. As if you haven’t had enough already, around the 2 hour and 15 minute mark, you witness only a spectacle Emmerich could pull off that is reminiscent of another dog sequence in Independence Day.
第三名："It's Russian" 咱俄羅斯造滴！
歷來好萊塢大片中的俄羅斯人總是很爆笑的，《2012》里這位更是出眾，不少引得全場哄堂大笑的段落都是因他而來。即使最后將他那倆討人厭的小孩扔上甲板自己墜入深淵的時候，感動之余還是覺得有點好笑來著。
The Russian characters in the film prove to be hilarious, but nothing comes close to the demise of Yuri, the leader of the pack. In a slow motion scene screaming withemotion, Yuri throws one of his annoying children up on a bridge to besaved as he falls to his demise. It’s the most “LOL”-worthy scene of the year.
第二名：Last Second Escapes 所有的千鈞一發(fā)
災難片嘛，永遠是同時間賽跑，狂奔啦，飆車啦，飛機啦等等。《2012》的逃亡戲做得那叫一個緊張刺激，主人公一家人登上飛機起飛之后就看著整座洛城塌陷成人間地獄，這個場面遲早要成為經(jīng)典。其它的也不賴，飛機在倒塌的樓房之間穿梭、逃離火山灰的追逐。好多好多的尖叫，觀眾的情緒也都被調(diào)動了起來。
Although the film is basically strung together with these desperate escapes, there are a few notable ones. The first, as Cusack and his family are on board a plane that is mere seconds away from collapsing into the abyss, sets the bar. The rest live up to that bar as planes dodge in between buildings, out of dust clouds and over ledges.There are more “AAAAHHHHH’s” and “NO NO NO NO NO’s!” then all of Bay’sfilms combined and I think Emmerich deserves something for that.
第一名：Rejoicing after Billions of Deaths 悲極生樂
當你深愛之人喪生滾滾巖漿或者超級大海嘯，接著應該干嘛？歡天喜地慶祝大會！至少《2012》里頭那些角色是這樣的啦，雖說他們的確挽救了人類的種族得以延續(xù)，但是倆半小時滅頂之災整得全世界99%的人類都不能幸免的情況下，這個過于溫馨的大團圓結(jié)局是在不能算是太和諧。
When almost every single person you are close to dies in a fiery blaze or drowns in a massive tsunami, what would you do? Celebrate! At least that is what the array of characters in 2012 do. Sure, they end up saving humanity, but after over 2 hours and 30 minutes of complete destruction of every national landmark and 99% of all human beings it’s damn near impossible to connect with their unabashed joy.
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（來源：滬江英語 編輯Julie）
